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From a new British book, "Obama's Blackberry" (Sphere GBP 9.99) Kasper Hauser Comedy Group LLC

Text message to Michelle Obama

BarackO: hey hon, we need 2 remind sasha not 2 leave toys in oval office.

FirstLady2U: ?

BarackO: just found tickle me elmo under my desk.

FirstLady2U: not sasha's

BarackO: ?

First Lady2U: check tag.

Barack0: "george"

FirstLady2U: I've started a box to mail to laura.